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Colin as King Cranberry Sauce

Liz as Queen Cranberry Sauce
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Kashley as Princess Cranberry Sauce

Katie as a peasant.

Larkin as the Princess' unicorn, with eyes that shoot out cranberries

Michael as Prince Potato

Tolu as Tolu

IF I FORGOT SOMEONE WELL I DONT REALLY CARE

King: HOLY FRICK WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE MASHED POTATOES

Queen: OMG OMG OMG IM GONNA GO ALL CUBAN ON TOLU

TOLU: Why is it my fault we don't have any potatoes?

Queen: EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT TOLU. NOW GO DANCE AROUND AND ENTERTAIN ME.

Tolu: Meh.

Peasant: I'm poor.

King: WE NEED POTATOES. OR IM GONNA DIE.

Princess: NOOOOOO. I WILL GO GET SOME TATERS. WITH MY TRUSTY STEED, UNI.

Uni: Neigh.

Peasant: Can I eat her?

King: WHAT THE F IS WRONG WITH YOU

Queen: Tolu probably influenced her

Tolu: WHY DO YOU HATE ME OH MY GAWD

Princess: Well, Imma go now. So bai.

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Princess: K, Uni. We gonna go to the potato kingdom and steal the taters.

Uni: Neigh.

Princess: Oh look! There's the potato kingdom!

Guard: Yo, yo Princess.

Princess: I'm just here to steal yer taters.

Guard: No.

Uni: SHABLAMMMMM DIEHDIEHIUREHV *shoots them with cranberries*

Guard: OMG ITS SO DELICIOUS

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  • in the potato storage cell*

Princess: Look at all of these here potatoes! *loads sacks of potatoes on Uni*

Uni: This is heavy. I ain't carryin none of this, beach.

Prince: VAS HAPPENIN?!?!!?!?!??!?!?!

Princess: HOLY FORK WE WERE HERE TO STEAL SOME POTATOES BUT YOU'RE REALLY HOT

Prince: PUT DEM POTATOES BACK YO. Y U TRYIN TO STEAL DEM ANYWAIZ?!?!?!?

Princess: CUZ MASHED POTATOES ARE DELISH AND THE KING IS GON' DIE

Prince: WHOA WHOA THAT'S SERIOUS OK U CAN HAVE SOME POTATOES

Princess: OMG OMG THERE ARE GUARDS WE HAVE TO GO OMG OMG

Prince: OK IM COMING THIS KINGDOM SUCKS PEACE OUT MOTHERFORKERS

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Princess: I have potatoes!

Uni: Neigh.

King: YES I WONT DIE

Peasant: I would've eaten you if you didn't die

Prince: Whoa that girl over there is rly sexy

Tolu: Yo yo

TOLU AND THE PRINCE GET MARRIED. UNI KILLS THE PRINCESS OUT OF REVENGE FOR MAKING HER HOLD SACKS OF TATERS ON HER BACK. THE KING DIES AND THE PEASANT EATS HIM. AND THEN THE PEASANT DIES. THE QUEEN GOES ON A KILLING RAMPAGE AND GETS HER OWN REALITY TV SERIES. AND EVERYONE LIVES HAPPILY EVER AFTER! (Except for Tolu. She dies.)

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