Colin as King Cranberry SauceLiz as Queen Cranberry Sauce
Kashley as Princess Cranberry Sauce
Katie as a peasant.
Larkin as the Princess' unicorn, with eyes that shoot out cranberries
Michael as Prince Potato
Tolu as Tolu
IF I FORGOT SOMEONE WELL I DONT REALLY CARE
King: HOLY FRICK WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE MASHED POTATOES
Queen: OMG OMG OMG IM GONNA GO ALL CUBAN ON TOLU
TOLU: Why is it my fault we don't have any potatoes?
Queen: EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT TOLU. NOW GO DANCE AROUND AND ENTERTAIN ME.
Peasant: I'm poor.
King: WE NEED POTATOES. OR IM GONNA DIE.
Princess: NOOOOOO. I WILL GO GET SOME TATERS. WITH MY TRUSTY STEED, UNI.
Peasant: Can I eat her?
King: WHAT THE F IS WRONG WITH YOU
Queen: Tolu probably influenced her
Tolu: WHY DO YOU HATE ME OH MY GAWD
Princess: Well, Imma go now. So bai.
Princess: K, Uni. We gonna go to the potato kingdom and steal the taters.
Princess: Oh look! There's the potato kingdom!
Guard: Yo, yo Princess.
Princess: I'm just here to steal yer taters.
Uni: SHABLAMMMMM DIEHDIEHIUREHV *shoots them with cranberries*
Guard: OMG ITS SO DELICIOUS
- in the potato storage cell*
Princess: Look at all of these here potatoes! *loads sacks of potatoes on Uni*
Uni: This is heavy. I ain't carryin none of this, beach.
Prince: VAS HAPPENIN?!?!!?!?!??!?!?!
Princess: HOLY FORK WE WERE HERE TO STEAL SOME POTATOES BUT YOU'RE REALLY HOT
Prince: PUT DEM POTATOES BACK YO. Y U TRYIN TO STEAL DEM ANYWAIZ?!?!?!?
Princess: CUZ MASHED POTATOES ARE DELISH AND THE KING IS GON' DIE
Prince: WHOA WHOA THAT'S SERIOUS OK U CAN HAVE SOME POTATOES
Princess: OMG OMG THERE ARE GUARDS WE HAVE TO GO OMG OMG
Prince: OK IM COMING THIS KINGDOM SUCKS PEACE OUT MOTHERFORKERS
Princess: I have potatoes!
King: YES I WONT DIE
Peasant: I would've eaten you if you didn't die
Prince: Whoa that girl over there is rly sexy
Tolu: Yo yo
TOLU AND THE PRINCE GET MARRIED. UNI KILLS THE PRINCESS OUT OF REVENGE FOR MAKING HER HOLD SACKS OF TATERS ON HER BACK. THE KING DIES AND THE PEASANT EATS HIM. AND THEN THE PEASANT DIES. THE QUEEN GOES ON A KILLING RAMPAGE AND GETS HER OWN REALITY TV SERIES. AND EVERYONE LIVES HAPPILY EVER AFTER! (Except for Tolu. She dies.)